Me: I like you.
Crush: I don't like you.
Me: *gets over you*
Crush: I like you now.
me at night: I'm going to try so hard at school from now on. I'll finish my assignments and study every night because it will make exams so much easier. I'll also spend more time with my family and less time on the internet in my room. I'll eat healthier and exercise regularly. I will be a better person, and give more than i take. I will treat every day like it's my last because you only live once. I will live a greater life.
me the next morning: fuck that shit
I set the password for my ipod as "what"
friend: what’s your password? me: what friend: …what’s your password? me: what. friend: what? me: yeah! friend: yeah? me: no friend: wait, what is it? me: what. this is one of the reasons why I lack friends haha….
Me: I won't get jealous I won't get jealous I won't get jealous I won't get jealous I won't get jealous
Me: Who's this fucking whore
When your crush starts chatting you:
i-like-pigeons: Alone: Parents walk in on you: You:
When I leave school early